Sep 10, 2025

Dust Jacket Synopsis

My book is personal memoir spanning 43 years, told in 63 chapters and 90,000 words. Below is the dust jacket synopsis, written in third person because that's how you do it. I am actively seeking literary representation, and inquiries are welcome. I'd love to share the manuscript. Thanks for your support!

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Author Tony Piff grew up in a religious household so loving and stable that he never really learned to fear danger. Perhaps that’s why he embraced BMX freestyle as a 1980s schoolboy. Well down the traditional path modeled for him — college, career, marriage, kids — the path itself crumbled, taking Piff’s worldview and deepest core beliefs with it. But he never stopped riding. And from the rubble of his failures — betrayal, divorce, getting fired for plagiarism — he and his ex-wife forged a new path together, a new committed partnership unlike anything either of them had ever seen.

CONCRETE DESTINIES: A BMX MEMOIR tells the 40-year story of Piff’s passion for little bicycles, from jumping curb cuts as a child to grinding urban handrails as a teenager to middle-age dirtbag roadtrips hunting for concrete skateparks and underground fullpipes. His account reveals the history and esoteric joys of this little-understood subculture with cinematic immediacy and a minimum of jargon and is a time-capsule chronology of four decades of Americana.

Piff traces the evolution of his insecurities, shortcomings and aspirations with unflinching honesty and wry humor. As he and his ex — two profoundly incompatible, profoundly flawed people — face a never-ending barrage of hardships and calamities, the story that emerges is a redemption tale as inspiring and original as it is relatable, illustrating what it looks like to embrace the responsibilities and satisfactions of adulthood while pursuing our lifelong passions.

Table of Contents

Concrete Destinies: A BMX Memoir


by Tony Piff



Prologue: Walls of Curved Steel


Part I: Things That Form a Person

1. Religion, Sex and BMX

2. College

3. J

4. Blue Collar, Black Water

5. Africa

6. Like Wheeling Icebergs

7. Roots

8. Somehow

9. Oh Shit That’s My Truck

10. Dream Home

11. A Resonance Too Intimate


Part II: The Road

12. New Wheels

13. New Bike

14. And Another New Bike

15. Therapy

16. How Many Skateparks?

17. Metal Shop

18. Bad Judgment

19. From Zero Friends

20. Fantasy Lifestyle

21. Going Underground

22. Race the Sun

23. Chair, Concrete Ghost Town, Sandwiches

24. Gold Coins in the Cracks

25. Well, Shit

26. Manmade Monolith

27. I Quit My Job

28. Pop Quiz

29. In So Many Words

30. Write it Yourself


Part III: The Deep End

31. Traveling Professionals

32. The Hut

33. Irreplaceable at Any Price

34. Party Ride

35. Green Space

36. Present Tense

37. What I Think About When I’m Falling Asleep


Part IV: Gearhead Poser

38. Two Kinds of Riders

39. Sporking Joy

40. Wide Open Dark

41. Flip

42. Mila

43. Ride the Petri Dish

44. Group Chat

45. Violated

46. Broke Up

47. Pipeside Parking

48. Starfish Delight

49. Nowhere


Part V: Pilgrimage

50. Concrete Destinies

51. Rosie

52. Fear Itself

53. All Bad News

54. City of Gold

55. The Impossible

56. Dad’s Ditches

57. Rhythm of the Road

58. Confirming the Impossible

59. Destiny is a Real Thing


Part VI: Full Circle

60. Navigating Without Nav

61. The Rendezvous

62. Cowboy Stepdad

63. Vision